You know I was thinking the other day that I’ve been spending way too much time writing about Trump and I had to ask myself, WTF. A real fuckin waste of time as everybody in world is wasting their time writing about him. And I can’t tell you anything they haven’t already told you about. Now that’s not to say I’m not going to keep my mouth shut about 45, I’m just saying’… I can’t spend all my time thinking about WTF he’s up to, it gives my a headache.
So I’m going back to what I know best and that’s Gonzo journalism.Gonzo journalism is when bloggers include themselves in live reporting to such an extent that they become the prime characters of their story. Now for those of you who are either too young or not like-minded to know what Gonzo journalism is, just hang on for a while and you’ll figure it out soon enough. But if you are one of those people who want to get a headstart, just pick up anything by Hunter S. Thomson. From his books to his articles in Rolling Stone, just pick something up, you’re in store for a real treat. Or the alternative is just to say, fuck it and read me. Yeah that’s the ticket, just read my rants.
So let me tell you what you can expect from me, nothing. Now that makes things easy, doesn’t it? What you can expect is a very cool and fun time on this site, if you can remember where the Hell you are, you fuckin pot heads. Two forums one about relationships, love and blue balls. The other forum hosted by Alfred is a forum about nothing. That just means anything goes. He has no friends but for some reason people really like this pimpled face, nose picking, know nothing is just so popular, jealous you bet I am. Anyway he’s got a lot to say about everything and did I mention he’s going to make a run for President of the United States. Oh like you couldn’t do worse. But wait a minute you already did. So I guess it’s safe to say, you could do worse. Elect Alfred E Newman in 2020. He knows nothing about anything so I think he’ll make a great candidate.
Now the best thing on the site besides me will be the General Store. Your place for great shit.
We are now going to be carrying some of the finest vaporizers by Arizer, the folks who make the best vaporizers on this or any other planet. We’re still negotiating, but things are going good and I believe they will make a great addition to the General Store. Next in the store will be meditation beads to help you along with your meditation and deep breathing, both of which you’ll be able to learn on our upcoming radio station with Dr. Andrew Weil. Cool, eh? Now I saved the best for last. I’ve got good news and bad news concerning this one. The good news:
We have just partnered with CheapWeed and we’ll be selling all of your favorite strains of marijuana.
Yep, you read that right well be selling marijuana for both medical and recreational use. Purchase by the ounce, 1/4 pound, 1/2 pound, full pound or more via special order. Not only that, but for every purchase you’ll receive points to get money off your next purchase. Where else can you get deals like this? This part of the store will open on October 17 when marijuana becomes legal.
Now the bad news:
This will only be available in Canada 🍁 FOR THE TIME BEING. If you want this available in the U. S. The best thing to do is VOTE ❎, make your X count this November and then again in 2020.
“In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.”
And now some more good news, that is if you’re a fan of ganja. We opened a new site dedicated to bringing you the best and most current information about marijuana. Just check out Flight 420. You can get there from Project 611 or just go there directly.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that our new site is being hosted by none other than the Psychedelic Relic – Budz Bunny. So if you don’t think you’ve been insulted enough by me or Alfred, you haven’t seen nothing yet. Besides that Budz knows marijuana and I mean he really knows pot, if you want to give a try talking to Budz and you think you can handle him check him out at Flight 420 on Budz Forum. Don’t worry you’ll find it. But he may not.
BTW: If you’re a fan of the site please tell me what you think about our new layout.
OK, we’ll talk soon, just keep checking back with us from time to time.